Friday, June 19, 2009

Drug of Choice

Cheddar Biscuits from Red Lobster

How do I love thee, let me count the ways.

  1. I love the smell of you wafting from the bag on the seat beside me
  2. I love the crunch of your outer shell
  3. I love the fluffy insides
  4. I love how you melt in my mouth, no butter needed
  5. I love how you entice me to have another
  6. I love how you love me even though I am fatter than I have ever been in my life
  7. I love how I can stop at RL and buy you by the dozen without being subjected to the rest of the menu
  8. I love how a dozen of you are cheaper than a dozen donuts
  9. and the taste, oooooohhhhhh the taste

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